EMBRACE THE CHAOS: April 2008

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Outings

We like to go on picnics with the kids to the park. It's a cheap way to have some fun family time. We also went to the

museum finally and showed Cale the dinosaurs. He was pretty impressed, but now only wants to see more.

Cale is having fun in gymnastics and both the kids are in an Itty Bitty Sports program where they play and learn about soccer, T-ball, and basketball in a 6 week program. They love it. I hope soccer is their favorite sport!

Silly kid

Cale found his bike helmet and decided to wear it with his matching shoes while he watched a movie. Kids are so random!

Funny Quotes

I found Cale trying to drag our old microwave into the house. I asked him what he was doing, and he said, "I want a microwave in my room."
Cale: "Dad, Why am I short like you and not tall like Mom if I was in Mom's tummy?"
Cale: "Mom, I don't always want you in command of my food!"
At dinner, my kids were not happy with what I was serving. Carli said,"Why do we have to eat burritos again?" and Cale said, "Why do you have to put melted blobs of cheese on top?" So I said, "Why do I have to have such whiny kids?" And Cale said,"Well, if you didn't put blobs of cheese on the burritos, I wouldn't whine about it."
Carli suggested to Cale that he get on the floating bed in the pool and she would push him around. He said no, and she asked why. He said, " Because I don't want a crazy back-seat driver pushing me around the pool!"
(this is what Spencer said as we were touring D.C.) I knew where we were, until I realized I didn't know where we were going."
My sister, Debbie, was telling Cale all about what surgeons do. I asked Cale if he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up, I told him that doctors make a lot of money, and he said, "Really? Well, I would give all my extra money to the poor people." I said, "are you sure you don't want to use it to by a big house, a nice car, or a boat?" And he wisely said, "Mom, I think the poor people would need it more than me."
Carli: "Mom, I love you because you let me do whatever I want."
Carli: "Mom, when I see Mike kiss Kristin, I get really jealous."
Carli: "Mom, I should probably dress my barbie, because I don't think Heavenly Father would be very happy if the barbie came to life and she was naked!"

Funny Happenings

I was telling the kids that I had something I had to go to on Saturday morning, and that I hoped it wouldn't be during Cale's BB game. Carli said, "Well, Mom, if it is, how will Cale get to his game?" And I said, "Dad will take him." And she said, "Oh yeah, I forgot about him!"
When we were at my Mom and Dad's house for Christmas, we watched "Dumb and Dumber" one night for old time's sake. We didn't know Carli had snuck to the stairs and was watching the movie quietly. We quickly sent her to bed as soon as we found out. Then a few days later, Cale was asking Carli what kind of pet she would want if she couldn't have a dog or cat. She said, "nothing". Cale said, "not even a bird or something?" And she said, "No way! There head's fall off!"
We were showing our kids our old VHS wedding video last night. When it was over, another home video came on screen and it happened to be my brother's birthday party when I was about 15. I had taken a burnt out, smoking birthday candle and was pretending that it was a cigarette. I really looked like I was enjoying it. I looked over at my kids, and their eyes were as big as saucers. Cale said, "Mom, why are you smoking?" Spencer gave me a disapproving look and I felt so ashamed.
We were eating in a restaurant, and Cale said, "Mom, look over there." All I saw was some empty tables, so I asked, "what is it?" And he said, "That's what the lunch room looks like when I'm eating!" (Apparently he is always the last one in the lunchroom eating, and all the lunch ladies are always pressuring him to hurry and eat.)
Cale was teasing Carli about something, and she calmy said, "Mom, I'm going to be like Joseph Smith and not get mad when Cale is being mean." Well, guess what happened? Cale immediately stopped teasing, because it was no longer any fun!

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Easter

Outings

Sports

Silly kid

Fitness Tip

Funny Quotes

Funny Happenings

Family

Friends from high school

Friends from BYU

Friends from U of A

Friends from Phoenix